Sports List of Things More Likely to Happen Than Arsenal Qualifying for UCL Quarter Final

[LequteMan]

London football club Arsenal have been having it rough in the Champions League for years.

Arsene Wenger's side has always exited the tournament at the quarter-final stage for the past half decade. The same thing is about to happen this season.

Arsenal traveled to Germany two weeks ago and were humbled by Bayern Munich 5-1. The return leg is due in a few hours and it doesn't seem Arsenal will be able to overturn the deficit, what with talisman Mesut Ozil out of contention.

Here are things that are likely to happen than Arsenal getting past Bayern Munich:

• APC to take responsibility for Nigeria's harsh economic condition
• President Buhari to return to Nigeria in 24 hours
• Governor Fayose to visit Buhari in London
• Dollar to exchange for one Naira
• Buhari to order release of Sambo Dasuki
• Goodluck Jonathan to join APC
• Nigeria to win 2018 World Cup
• Nnamdi Kanu to escape from DSS custody Alamieseigha-style
• Lai Mohammed to eat his words
• An Igbo man to be the next president of Nigeria

Do you agree? What are your suggestions?

 

[LequteMan]

@Samguine @ese @RemmyAlex @kemi
@Oluogunjobi @curator

What are your contributions?

 

[curator]

There will be 24/7 power supply in Nigeria

 

[mrsam]

Pain ini ma left chest

 

[kemi]

Now Nigerians have started saying sorry to people who wear Arsenal jersey on the road. We shall survive these trying times. We shall @RemmyAlex

 

[ProfRem]

@Samguine @ese @RemmyAlex @kemi
@Oluogunjobi @curator

What are your contributions?

When Man United gets to Champions League next season *tongue out*

 

[PressRoom]

Now Nigerians have started saying sorry to people who wear Arsenal jersey on the road. We shall survive these trying times. We shall @RemmyAlex

Consalatory. Trying times never end... especially for Arsenal.

 

[mrsam]

When Man United gets to Champions League next season *tongue out*

They have 3 already. No stress. You that you have been playing for the past 100 years, how many do you have?